Stand Up! Gong Stand

This is a gong stand made in the home of all gong stands - WUHAN CHINA. City of the Gong it is, Wuhan.

This gong stand is made by Chinese craftsmen (and craftswomen) who are very happy to be making gong stands now, because in the old days, there were no gong stands, so you could end up being the guy whose job was being the gong stand, and holding the gong for all the performances all night.

Sure it made your arms stronger, but the orchestra leader also painted your legs and arms to look like they were wood, and sometimes the gong player would miss and hit you in the ben-wa's. Not by accident either, your scream was integrated into the opera.
This style a.k.a. Instant Soprano Opera, eventually developed into a form of martial arts, called Ouchlin and the Ouchlin Monks were known to hurl flat metal objects, like gongs, at lousy percussionists.

Easy to Assemble, also useful for drying fine linens, the Stand Up! Gong Stand has this GENERAL size breakdown...

65 cm good for 20 to 22 inch gongs
70 cm good for 22 to 24 inch gongs
80 cm good for 26 to 28 inch gongs
90 cm good for 30 to 33 inch gongs
100 cm good for 34 to 36 inch gongs
110 cm good for up to 38 inch gongs
120 cm good for up to 40 inch gongs

In case you were wondering how easy it is to get sexually aroused from this Gong Stand - Just look at the directions below!

In case you were wondering how easy it is
to get sexually aroused from this Gong Stand -
Just look at the directions below!