Roller Segway Gong Stand

Roller Disco is SOOOO last century; it is nostalgic and filled with camel toe shorts and quaalude kisses.

Roller Segway is the way to party in this century; it is prescient and carries prophylactics and prosthetics.



Roller Segway is post-racial but needs pre-nuptial agreements.
Roller Segway is for bi-curious unicyclists.
Roller Segway mixes Lipitor and Ecstasy, Islam and Judaism, spreadsheets and silk sheets.
Roller Segway is for Doctoral Candidates in Alternative Healing.
Roller Segway is for David Lee and Philip Roth.

the 70 cm holds up to a 24 inch gong fine.
the 80 cm holds up to a 28 inch gong fine.
the 90 cm holds up to a 32 inch gong fine.
Currently we are out of 90cm for a bit.
the 115 cm holds up to a 40 inch gong fine.


When you have a gong that needs to be used in various places, this gong stand comes apart and travels really well.

Fits in luggage, back seats of cars, and back packs.

It has wheels and is fast to assemble.

It will complete you.

YES IT HAS WHEELS, BABY!


gusegwayRetail Price: $189.00Our Price: $95.00Roller Segway: