Kathmandu?
Buy a Gong from Nepal OR Tibet and you can be a Kathmandude!
Just like the monk below.
He's a rootin' tootin' karma cowboy!

Ever go to a Buddhist Rodeo?
They try to stay on wild broncs for a Noble Eightfold Seconds!
Wrestle Dharma Bulls!
And the Bodhisattva Barrel Race?... The winner shows great compassion towards those he defeated.

Reincarnatin' Rodeos?
Sure! They happen all the time on the Second Bardo.