Don't you hate it when you're all psyched to bang your gong and you discover Grandma used your gong beater to whip up some meringue? Or your houseguest from Sydney used it to clean his ear, "cause Gong Mallet is Australian for Q-Tip!"
Chuck Barris, host of The Gong Show, always kept a few extra mallets in his fridge, in case of emergency.
You should too. Buy a handful of gong beaters today.