When we say these gongs are ON SALE, you can be SURE
you're getting them for an incredibly low price.
These are some great gongs on sale for low low cost.
Why? Because all our gongs are already priced as low as we can go without The Malletheads losing money.
altruistic enough to go into the red
trying to get a gong to every human on this roundish planet!GONGS FOR SALE!
Race, creed, politics - we don't care. We want you to have a gong even if you're deaf. Even if you're a quadruple amputee and have to strike it with your head!
THIS IS A LINK TO A NEWSPAPER ARTICLE WHERE GONGS UNLIMITED DISCUSSES THE SPIRITUAL GROWTH POTENTIAL OF THE GONG SHOW.