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Long ago kids, before you were born, there was a magical place called Old Saint Francisco, where people lived like they did in those Lords of the Rings' Movies you saw, but without the big budget special effects, and they had more sex than Hobbits. Old Saint Francisco was very close to the land where Apple and Google are now, and OSF still exists, but the only way you can find it now is by using special "black light" maps.
CHINESE WIND GONG - 16 inches.
YES, IT COMES WITH A GONG MALLET
Now within this land, there lived a hairy dancing folk known as hippies, who were fond of peas - they were always greeting each other by saying, "peas, peas, peas.." and also fond of smoking lawn clippings.
These hippies shook their bodies and waved their arms enthusiastically when other louder hippies stood on stages above them and made big music using sticks with strings on them called lectric guiltarz.
The gyrating folk did this for several hours at a time. Or even a whole weekend.
And never once did they stope to text message or IM during this enforced gyration.
There was not much to eat, only dried fungus, pieces of Mexican cactus, and lots of sugar cubes with energy drops on them.
Now one of the loud powerful hipsters who played his guiltarz weapon was known as Bobweir. He played with a few other musical ancients who were not interested in living very long. Their group was called The Thanks God Very Much for Making Us Not Alive.
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This Bobweir was a handsome young man who used his face muscles to disrobe females. He is said to also have used his eyelashes to change the weather within a ten mile radius.
He seems to have liked trains, raining forests, and himself.
This gong is a modern version of the magical mirror that this Bobweir used as a mirror.
It is a magical mirror that lets you see the truth from a lie, but always makes sure you look good.
It is a Dorian Gray of a gong and mirror.
It will keep you young, just by banging on it.
It is said that Bobweir;s mirror often got covered with a crazy white powder, that could only be cleaned off with a rolled up piece of currency inserted in one's nose, but that does not happen with our modern gong.
Measurements
Gong is 16 inches in Diameter
The wooden beam is 17 inches wide
When you hang it, it is about 37 inches long, but you can make that shorter. easy.
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