BIG ASS GONGS
the title bares repeatin' Now, let's be clear, we have nothing against former President Jimmy Carter, whose countenance is tattooed on the above BIG ASS, grinning benevolently as he is known to do.
Think on this: No matter how much paper that person uses, they will never be able to wipe the smile off of Jimmy's face.
We find Carter's presence on this ass is amusing, not full of political subtext!
After all the philanthropic work he's done since being the Prez of Us, it's nice to see he's gotten his own Mount Rushmore... on this ass. (Maybe Ronald Reagan is on the other cheek? Left Wing and Right Wing?)
For the record, the Malletheads are neither Democrat nor Republican. We know that labels are limiting and cause conflicts, and the Malletheads are all about expanding and embracing all that this GREAT BIG ASS OF A UNIVERSE HAS TO OFFER.
Come on, people! There is so much of this MULTI-GALACTIC DERRIERE we live in that we don't know a dingleberry about! The Malletheads are sure the aliens find our two-party system as silly as the many millions have been spent trying to make people say that Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi is better than the other.
Big Ass Gongs all make you look slimmer when you stand next to them... they're like wearing black pants!!!
Hello Car Dealers!
Yes, we made this gong special for Chop and Towbin Dodge.
Let us make one for you.
You know, we can special order from China very large gongs from like 54 to 66 inches. The very biggest of the BIG ASS GONGS can cost a lot, but we will still give you the best price in all of the US.
EMAIL THE MALLETHEADS HERE WITH ALL YOUR BIG ASS QUESTIONS!
Just need to RENT A GONG FOR A NIGHT FOR AN EVENT. WE DO HAVE A RENTAL GONG, SEE BELOW
PLEASE NOTE:
The Biggest of the Big Ass Gongs -- the ones over 40 inches -- are so big, they scare Fedex and UPS. We have to ship them via truck to you. Because of this, some we cannot calculate shipping until we have your address. Though generally to go by truck is anywhere between 150 to 250 dollars, depending on where you are.
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