YES! it comes with a gong mallet, gong and gong stand. The whole combo! In the last parallel universe I was in, you took your school pictures, but all you saw was what your mind was thinking about, so mothers would always give their children plenty of nice things to think about that day, but the boys would invariably think of bugs and video games and swords and ninjas. In this other parallel universe I was in, it was the women who had facial hair, so they spent a lot of time getting it dyed and styled. It was very rare, only certain tribes, or punk rock kids would shave off the hair. In this same parallel universe, half the men were bi-curious, the other half had split personalities, so relationships were of a short random nature and very confusing for the bearded ladies. I went to another parallel universe, blown by the interstellar winds, in my space sailboat, and there, people lived inversely: Everyone was laughing on the inside, which made their comedy clubs a great place to meditate. HEAR THIS 8 inch WIND GONG HEAR THIS 8 inch WIND GONG ANOTHER WAY PARALLEL UNIVERSE'S DIMENSIONS 13 inches wide 4 inches deep 20 inches tall WIND GONG a.k.a. Feng Gong. When the Sun breaks wind, it's farts are what we call a Solar Wind. However, it is not the gas like ours, it is actually releasing a stream of plasma, basically it would be soiling its undergarments if it wore them. This Solar Wind, this Sun Fart, shoots out at nearly 900 thousand miles per hour. Basically protons and electrons, it is charged up and almost as nice sounding as the 8 inch Wind Gong. And what protects the planets from these powerful bursts? Keeps their upper atmosphere from getting all ionized? Their Magnetic Fields! Without them, we are Toasted. So next time someone you know makes fun of our planet's magnetism, strike this gong by their head repeatedly! |