8" Chau Gong on the Pretty Chill Gong Stand - FREE SHIPPING
Yes, this comes with a gong, gong stand, and mallet.
Gong is 8 inches in diameter
Measurements of Gong Stand:
3 1/8" Deep
You’ve run away from your marriage. The pressure was too much at times, and you and your husband have been growing apart. Everyone is looking for you, but you don’t want to be found.
But before you left, you 'killed' your gong in the living room in an effort to make it seem like a fight broke out before your disappearance. Your spouse is going to take the fall for the lost gong. Oh yeah...you’re going to pull so many puppet strings.
You are the Gong Girl, the main character in the sequel to the 2012 New York Times Bestseller, “Gone Girl.”
But now, the guilt is too much.
It was such a beautiful gong, never harming a soul in its life!!! It was a daily treat, vibrating through you a sense of calm.
Unlike in “Gone Girl,” you feel remorse as the lead character. You need to make this right.
Now you’ve come to our site looking for something to take its place, and we have the perfect gong to move the plot along in your story.
The 8” Chau Gong on the Pretty Chill Stand is the instrument for you, Gong Girl. This is the baby that’ll make readers unable to put your book down.
Let’s start with the size. It’s only eight inches, so you make a quick getaway when the feds start breathing down your neck.
You’ll recall the huge drum Amy, the main character of “Gone Girl" was always carrying around and the headaches that caused her. Not this time. You’ve learned from her mistakes and kept instrument size in mind.
And yet, despite its small stature, the sound is bigger than the manhunt looking for you right now. It’ll saturate your motel room and make you feel like you’re home, so you can stop acting so paranoid, checking the window every few minutes. It’ll make you reconsider your choices, but after another hit on the 8” Chau, you’ll be reaffirmed. This is the gong “Gone Girl” can only dream about.
And then there’s the gong stand.
You’ve been on the run after implicating your former partner for murder of your old gong. Certainly, this isn’t as crazy as Amy framing her husband for her own murder in “Gone Girl,” but relative to most crimes, gongicide is a big deal.
Chaos surrounds you, and your mind has become clouded. The last thing you need is one of that frantic stands to worry about, like Amy always did.
That’s where the Pretty Chill Stand comes in. It’s cool with what’s going on, and it knows that keeping calm is going to help you focus your mind when you’re watching your spouse’s appeal for you to come home on the news. It understands that as a sequel, you need to ramp it up while keeping your cool.
Who knows if you’ll ever return home, like Amy did. That bridge may be burned beyond recognition. But hey, that isn’t our problem. We’re just offering you a gong that’s going to make your journey all the more memorable and leave book clubs in a frenzy over “Gong Girl.”
You can use this gong under a trampoline too. (See video below.) How often can you say your gong can do that?