YES! - THIS HUGE GONG COMBO IS FREE SHIPPING - ANYWHERE IN THE LOWER 48 of USA. - if you are international or in Alaska or Hawaii, contact us. We have to calculate. GONG STAND MEASUREMENTS:
30" is the Depth of Feet
55" to 61" with MINOR ADJUSTABLE HEIGHT
You ever wonder that that sound is in the aethers?
That giant sucking noise?
You know, the one behind the chemtrails you are fearful of...
The noise behind the jabbering of talking heads with no brains?That is the noise of the Plutocracy.
That is the sound of the greedy, the sound of the power hungry the power mad those hypnotized by the world and their egos. They don't want you to hear them as they are busy sucking out what they believe is the good of the world.
Can we stop them before it is too late?
I don't know. It's not like we're in a Dr. Seuss book.
Damn rhyming bastard always made this stuff seem SO EASY!
Maybe if we make a joyful noise
Maybe if we bang a gong and get our own power on
the power to have a happy healthy sharing world
the power to dance with naked nuns
the power to embrace every race
and be embraced
the power to not have our DNA owned by companies
or work for companies that own our DNA
the power to have lots of pandas around
and zebras and penguins and fancy waiters
basically a collection of things that are black and white
the power to have a new kind of power
that doesn't kill us with poisons
the power to fart silently, but NOT deadly
the power to stop listening to people that say Revenge
instead of Forgive...
We can have a Funocracy!
DARE WE SUGGEST a GONGOCRACY?!!!
We can do it!!!IF WE PLAY A BIG GONG!
Like this sweetheart.THE LARGE 32 inch WUHAN CHAU GONG on our legendary Rambo-Rimbaud Gong Stand!
WUHAN GONG--Made in Wuhan China--for you! Clap your Wu-hands!
Listen to this gong and you will clear out the crap in your ears!
Your soul will be cleansed.
You will celebrate like a happy pappy when you make a sale. You will ululate with echolalia when you feel this gong's vibrations cleaning out the greed and control from around you!