12" White Gong on the Woodsonic Gong Stand - FREE SHIPPING

12" White Gong on the Woodsonic Gong Stand - FREE SHIPPING
Item# gu-12whitewoodsonic
Retail Price: $150.00
Gongs Unlimited Price: $105.00
Availability: Usually ships the next business day

Yes! This comes with the gong, gong stand, and gong mallet!



Gong Diameter: 12"
Gong Stand Measurements:
Width: 16"
Height: 16.5"
Depth: 5"
Center Space: 14x14"




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You are being held down by milk chocolate.
It has put you in a rut and it’s trying to keep you there.

Milk chocolate is the worldly default.
How many candy bars exist on it? 30? 50? A hundred?

“Too many,” is the correct answer.

The entire candy bar industry has been monopolized by traditional milky chocolate while you and your parents were sleeping, and the candy industry fat-cats don’t want you to wake up!!!

But come on, gong shopper!
You’re better than that.

Your mother raised you to question the status quo, and milk chocolate is quo’ing the status too frickin dickin hard.

Turn your back to the tyranny of outdated milk chocolate and face the white. White chocolate, to clarify.

No, this has nothing to do with race, Kanye. It's all about the sugar and cream. And it has nothing to do with you Taylor Swift, either.

White chocolate has been hiding in the shadows for years, biding it’s time, looking for a chance to shine.

The time is now. The place is Earth.

Enjoy its surprisingly non-chocolate taste.

Bask in its creamy consistency, smooth and bright, with no bitter aftertaste to be found.

You’re free now, and each bite is only making this treat taste better.

Now, check out our gong as you smile, mouth full of sweetness.

The 12” White Gong on the Woodsonic Gong Stand is white chocolate for your ears, with a bright tone without much crash.

Hitting it is like that first bite of a perfect Cookies ‘n’ Creme bar, velvety and serene. Your eyelids are going to droop, your serotonin increase, and you’re going to find yourself smiling.

The Woodsonic Gong Stand here is like a fancy wrapper. A wrapper from a confectioners store in Brooklyn or the new hipster paradise, Des Moines.

The Woodsonic Gong Stand will protect the 12” White Gong until you’re ready for another taste of it, and what a taste it is! And just like a good candy wrapper, it won’t let your gong melt.

So break the milk chocolate chains binding you.