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12" Chau Gong on Black Sumo Gong Stand

Yes, this comes with gong stand and mallet.

Sure China and Japan have had their problems in the past.

Wars, slave labor camps, arguments over the proper uses of sauce on rice and the likes,
but the time for their struggles is done.
The time for Asian arguing with Asian is over!
The time for forgiving and making love is now!
Chinese Men, grab a Japanese Lady, and erect... a shrine in her honor!
Japanese Guys, find a Chinese Gal and lay... some Haiku on her.

NOW IS THE TIME FOR CHINESE AND JAPANESE PEOPLES TO HANG TOGETHER!!!
That is why we have this classic Chinese Gong - the CHAU GONG - hanging on this classy Japanese style gong stand - the Black Sumo!!!



Because when nations of people who share the same basic DNA get over the past bullshit that the emperors and warriors of your world got you all believing, and instead fall under the spell of super divine oneness that the Creator is laying down, then we will all become one big bad ass BLACK SUMO, and our Love will be Greater than any devotion to culture, nation, or noodle!

BECOME THE BIG BLACK SUMO OF LOVE, WHEN YOU STRIKE THIS GONG, HUMAN-NAUTS OF THE 21st CENTURY!

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Strike this gong, and become the most elegant sumo on your cul-de-sac. Own the gong, and become the envy of every talk show host in your metropolitan area. Embrace your inner black sumo today!

Measurements:
Gong - 12 inches diameter
Gong Stand
23 inches tall
20 inches wide
5 inches deep


Gong Stand made of great pine, and sealed with black lacquer. Professional carpenters in Nebraska, the belly button of the Black Sumo of America have done this for your love!


gu-12chao-sumoRetail Price: $199.00Our Price: $139.00