12" Mother Tesla Gong on High C Gong Stand - "The Baby Mama Tesla Combo"

12" Mother Tesla Gong on High C Gong Stand - FREE SHIPPING
12" Mother Tesla Gong on High C Gong Stand - FREE SHIPPING
Item# gu2-12teslahic
Retail Price: $150.00
Gongs Unlimited Price: $129.00
Availability: Usually ships the next business day

This listing includes the gong, stand, and mallet!

Gong Stand Measurements:
Height: 20"
Width: 15"
Depth: 10.5"


Nikola Tesla was the father of electromagnetic research. (He even worked on developing a death ray that he unsuccessfully marketed the US War Department.) No wonder that women found his accomplishments (and piercing gaze) so irresistible.

And although Tesla was an avowed celibate (and vegetarian and germophobeand once sent his secretary home to change her ugly dress), we're pretty sure electricity wasn't the only thing he fathered, despite the Tesla coil looking like an IUD.

Gongs Unlimited suggests that his claims of celibacy were just meant to keep growing throngs of fertile women from his laboratory. He was the Tom Jones of his time.

In honor of all the little Nikolas born in the late 1800s and early 1900s, we're offering the Baby Mama Tesla Gong.

What could be more electric than demands of child support from multiple baby mamas? And what could be more magnetic than looking into the adoring eyes of dozens of half-Serbian love children? Only the sounds of this 12" Baby Mama Tesla Gong! It instantly soothes anything from the chaos of daily life to electrical burns.